Sunday, June 06, 2004
> Juz for laughter...
1) Your birth certificate is an apology
letter from the condom
factory.
2) My wife is a sex object. Every time I
ask for sex, she objects.
3) Panties are not the best thing on
earth, but next to best thing
on earth.
4) Having sex is like playing bridge. If
you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
5) I tried phone sex once, but the holes
in the dialer were too
small!
6) Marriage is the only war where you
get to sleep with the enemy.
7) Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss,
only down under.
8) Q: What are the three biggest
tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the
wife doesn't!
9) Despite the old saying, "Don't take
your troubles to bed", many
men still sleep with their wives!
10) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as
adults enjoy adultery?
11) There are only two four letter words
that are offensive to men:
don't and stop - unless they are used together
(don't stop).
12) There are three stages to sex in a
person's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.
13) Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No
hard feelings".
14) A newly married couple were happy
with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and
she was happy with the Thing.
15) Q: What's the difference between a
bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at
the party and a bitch sleeps
with everyone except you.
16) Q: Why do men find it difficult to
make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.......
17) Of course you've heard about the
Viagra computer virus, it turns
your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk
karma~posh adiwarna < 2:19 AM
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